Letras
Don't think I'm a bad person for making that joke
Don't think I'm a bad guy for saying that, I'm a good guy
Like, I would never hit a woman, you know
I would never hit a woman
Even if she had a knife or a stagger
It's not how I do business
In fact, I might be one of the greatest guys of all time
Like, I've got a kid in Africa
Yeah, I've got a kid in Africa that I feed
That I clothe, that I school, that I inoculate
For 75 cents a day
Which is practically nothing
Compared to what it costs to send them there
You guys are, you guys are doing great so far
I love performing in Chicago
The only weird thing about performing in Chicago for me is that
After all my shows, everybody just wants to do drugs with me
I'd be like, "Anthony, that was hilarious
I got a joint on me, let's go smoke it"
"Hey, Jesselnik, amazing job, as usual
I've got mushrooms in my backpack, let's eat them"
And I've got to keep telling them
The same thing I'm going to tell you guys right now
"Hey, assholes
I'm fucking famous
Give it to me"