Letras
Billy Bob by God was a son of a gun
He never hurt nobody never hurt no one
But he was bound for trouble anyone could see
He was looking for trouble
And he done found me
Billy Bob by God was a son of a witch
He was a human mosquito
He would make you itch
He had a nose like a needle and he would always stick it
Where it didn't belong
Made you want to kick it
Billy Bob by God was an action figure
Thought posing and flexing made him look bigger
But he was a fool anyone could see
He was looking for trouble
And he done found me
Well the plastic boy had himself a bad day
He decided to send some of it my way
But I didn't want it so I gave it back
And Billy Bob by God decided to attack
You know what happened of course you do
Billy Bob by God he knew it too
And everyone was watching with surprise to see
That Billy Bob by God
He was a she
Billy Bob by God was a son of a gun
Never hurt nobody never hurt no one
She was bound for trouble everyone could see
She was looking for trouble
And she done found me
So we got to talking and we got to dancing
And before you knew it we was romancing
And then to my and her complete surprise we started having kids
Five little guys
Billy Bob by God is a hell of a mom
And those five little boys they did nothing wrong
But Billy Bob and me we love Johnny Cash
So we decided to do something rash
We named them boys Sage Star and Sky
And one of them is Jane
And my oh my
We even named one of them Betty Lou
But we knew better than to ever have a boy named Sue
Billy Bob by God is the love of my life
And Billy Bob by God is a hell of a wife
And you gotta know that she's a hell of a mom
Because those five boys they wrote this song
They wrote this song