Wd-40 and Duct Tape

Grand daddy was a Natty Lite drinker

He used to tinker on short bed Chevy's

Part-time talker, a full-time thinker

I remember the day he said "Boy, you're ready to have the talk"

He tossed me a cold one,

Said "Listen up, all you really need to know, son"

If something's stuck and needs fixing

Or if it's unstuck and needs sticking

If things get tough, well it's probably

Gonna come down to 1 or 2 things

I've been around and one thing I've found

Is most problems in life ain't hard to sort out, yeah all it takes

Is some WD-40 and duct tape

3am, here I am in the doghouse

I fell right out of her good graces

Dead cell phone, a new dead bolt

Put a damper on our communication

And just when all hope was gone

In my stubborn head a little light came on

If something's stuck and needs fixing

Or if it's unstuck and needs sticking

If things get tough, well it's probably

Gonna come down to 1 or 2 things

I've been around and one thing I've found

Is most problems in life ain't hard to sort out, yeah all it takes

Is some WD-40 and duct tape

It took half a roll and a little lubricator

On a couple Zebco's, but a 6 pack later

I somehow McGyvered some way to tape her a little note

On her window... and what do you know

If something's stuck and needs fixing

Or if it's unstuck and needs sticking

If things get tough, well it's probably

Gonna come down to 1 or 2 things

I've been around and one thing I've found

Is most problems in life ain't hard to sort out, yeah all it takes

Is some WD-40 and duct tape

I put a lot of faith in WD-40 and duct tape