I Can't Get It Up

Can't get it up (he can't get it up)

I can't get it up (he can't get it up)

Brought a lady home with me tonight

We were huggin' and a kissin' and holdin' on tight

And though this gal looked like a movie star

My little guy was sleepin' at the wheel behind the car

I can't get it up (he can't get it up)

I can't get it up (he can't get it up)

I've tried drugs

I've tried pictures

I've stared at ancient paintings and marble sculptures

I've tried herbs

I've tried voodoo

But nothin' gets him movin' no matter what I do

I can't get it up (he can't get it up)

I can't get it up (he can't get it up)

I've been to France

I've been to Spain

I've had acupuncture done and felt the pain

I've quit drinkin'

Been to porno theaters

I've set up camp for weeks on European beaches

I can't get it up (he can't get it up)

I can't get it up (he can't get it up)

Went to the doctor to get checked out

He prodded and he fondled and he threw it all about

And when he put on the glove to check my colon out

I felt my man wake up and start movin' all about

But I can't get it up (the doc got it up)

I can't get it up (this counts as up)

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