Hard...SO Hard

Rough

Tough

Hard

SO hard

Anyting that you can do, I can do it better

I am the roughest, roughest, roughest, sir

I am the toughest, toughest, toughest, sir

Any word that unu can talk, I can speak it better (better)

I am the bestest, bestest, bestest, sir

Me like an Harvard fucking professor

Rough and tough, and articulate and stuff

Dapper than dapper, and fresher than Ron Jeremy inna the buff

Shine and criss, criss and clean

Clean and curry like gold

All of a people dem should say that Uzimon run the road

There's no limit to my boundary

No barrier to what I cannot achieve

You can't stop what I am incapable of

Unu can't tell me what I don't believe

Ignorant

Any girl you can impress, I mon impress her better

Me Geo Metro is the cleanest

I can do poetry of the penis (Hammer head Shark)

Any herb that unu can smoke, I mon a smoke it better

Because me (sucks in)

And then me (coughs)

So big and so broad, so bad and so large, so hungry like a dog

Badder than a man with a nuclear suitcase, and a Shaka Zulu art

More brain than a pod, more clever than a fool, more jumbo than a shrimp

Covered in a robot, with wrist-locking, bitch-slapping, wrist-cracking pimp

Me not care if your 8th grader made honor roll at PS123

Me made YouTube the weekly shopper's guide

And the sex offender registry (Big Time Celebrity!)

Anyting that you can do, I can do it better

Because I (am)

Better (do)

Better (slam)

Better (screw)

Better (speak)

Better (spell)

Better (steal)

Better (smell)

Better

Hey fat gal deh from Beijing

O why ya come give Uzimon a little sinting

Cuz if you not do that my gal, then you can't get no dumpling

And Uzi can't take no lick off him ginseng

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