Ode To Attention Seekers

Hello, everyone! I'm Philip. Always the bride, never the groom!

I'm known in all the wrong places

I'm one of those faces you'll never forget

And those who may not adore me

Could never ignore me, I'm placing a bet

I can be real shallow if I try

But there's so much more to me than meets the eye

My manner can be misconstrued as trite

Ha! Right!

I'm irrepressible, a creature of the night

These rags don't tell the whole story

I live for the glory of turning your heads

Ah, and while I have your attention

I'd kill for a mention in the popular press

I'm the holy mother of invention

I'm so hip, I never need to try

The perfect cure for your anal retention

I'm unforgettable, a creature of desire

You've got it all wrong!

I think I met your sister, Cinderella

I know what we're looking on you, me

Ha! Right!

I'm known in all the wrong places

I'm one of those faces you'll never forget

I'm known in all the wrong places

I'm one of those faces you'll never forget

You'll never forget

You'll never forget

You'll never forget!