This is the rise of the Endboss
An unholy beast
And its destiny has to be
To be defeat
Drag yourself out of bed
With pain in your head
And see the sun turned into black
The air smells like rotting dead
Ice covers the outback
Make a step
And you can hear it crack
Rise of the Endboss
Rise of the Endboss
Rise of the Endboss
But there behind the horizon
The one holy hero arise in
A withe armor it shines so bright
Stays within a sphere of light
He stretches his blade up in the sky
Open his mouth to a mighty battle cry
His shield-arm rests upon his chest
And soon he starts his sacred quest
Kill... Kill... This sewage-fueled calamity
Kill... Kill... This demon spawned from shit
Kill... Kill... The duke of all impurity
Kill... Kill... Kill... The Endboss
The ground opens up
And out of it comes
A piece of shit with a face in its hub
It starts throwing crap
Shooting trots through his guns
Sitting in your bed you have to puke on your lap
Rise of the Endboss
Rise of the Endboss
Rise of the Endboss
Suddenly a smell of flowers
A shooting star with overwhelming powers
The mighty hero is on his way
To kill the beast give him his doomsday
The battleground... no noise... no sound
Excited... everybody awaits the second round
Pressure lies in the air
Here comes the hero ...Beware!
Kill... Kill... This sewage-fueled calamity
Kill... Kill... Beelzebub of rot
Kill... Kill... The duke of all impurity
Kill... Kill... Kill... Kill the Endboss
His sword over his head
One hit is a real health threat
But the beast's shit in your face
Is like burning acid from outta space
Thunder and lightening everywhere
One strike here one poop there
The creature is painfully groaning
While the hero is nearly drowning
An explosion lightens the scene
A hole in the ground a natural latrine
The hero is able to free himself
To come for the beast to come for its health
At first, he is cringing and dodging
And by the steel, he's fighting
Then he is shielding and punching
This battle is so exciting
The holy hero jumps right into the creature's face
The beast is stunned to score a hit is not the case
The sword cuts through the monster's ugly anatomy
The innards cover the holy hero's whole body
So the Endboss die's with nasty screams
While the hero melts due to the acid shit it seems
This is how the rise of the Endboss ends
For the mighty hero raise your hands... raise your hands