She's always asking why I like watching people die
And why I get my kicks while others scream and cry
And my friends think that I'm sick, or maybe uneducated
And my family doesn't want to admit that they are related
Now monsters and madmen who rape and mutilate
Are perfect entertainment when I take her on a date
You can shove your sparkly vampires and family comedies
Give me blood and beasts and boobs; them sacred triple Bs
Don't ask me why
'Cause I don't know
Don't close your eyes
Enjoy the show
'Cause I'm a gore-hound, hell-bound, horror movie lover
I like my voyeurism with a glass of red rum
'Cause I'm a gore-hound, hell-bound horror movie lover
Good and evil are just colors on the spectrum
Hey, one, two, three, four - nail her to the bedroom floor
Five, six, seven, eight - rape and kill and mutilate
Hey
Now who could kill a child? Whoever slew Auntie Roo?
Someone's knocking at the door they're here to visit you
Now baby don't look now, but I'm sure there's nothing out there
But horror rises from the tomb and traps you in your nightmare
Now girlfriend come with me to a land of make believe
Or is it based on facts? It turns me on when I should grieve
You say my head is fucked, with a dark and twisted heart
Well I say that it's cathartic; just another form of art
Don't ask me why
'Cause I don't know
Don't close your eyes
Enjoy the show
'Cause I'm a gore-hound, hell-bound, horror movie lover
I like my voyeurism with a glass of red rum
'Cause I'm a gore-hound, hell-bound horror movie lover
Good and evil are just colors on the spectrum, yes
'Cause I'm a gore-hound, hell-bound, horror movie lover
I like my voyeurism with a glass of red rum
'Cause I'm a gore-hound, hell-bound horror movie lover
Good and evil are just colors on the spectrum
'Cause I'm a gore-hound, hell-bound, horror movie lover
I like my voyeurism with a glass of red rum
'Cause I'm a gore-hound, hell-bound horror movie lover
Good and evil are just colors on the spectrum, hey