Outside the bustling streets where the city never sleeps
There's a massive fish master many secrets he keeps
With a paunch that bounces as he prepares his feast
He turns blowfish into art he's a culinary beast
He's the Guru of Fugu, a culinary sage
The meatiest man on the gastronomic stage
Serving joy on a platter he's the talk of the town
Sashimi to yubiki he's the best around
Yes he's the Guru of Fugu
The Guru of Fugu oh yeah
Yes he's the Guru of Fugu
The Guru of Fugu oh yeah
Like poetry in motion he wields the blade with grace
No room for a sous-chef since he takes up most of the space
He'll gulp a whole one raw but somehow he's never fazed
His sheer adipose density keeps the toxins at bay
With a belly like a boulder and a well-deserved renown
He's the fattest and the finest he'll never let you down
Customers line up for miles just to taste his famed delights
For in his hefty hands the meal is always just right
He's the Guru of Fugu, a culinary sage
The meatiest man on the gastronomic stage
Serving joy on a platter he's the talk of the town
Sashimi to yubiki he's the best around
Yes he's the Guru of Fugu
The Guru of Fugu oh yeah
Yes he's the Guru of Fugu
The Guru of Fugu oh yeah
He's the Guru of Fugu, a culinary sage
The meatiest man on the gastronomic stage
Serving joy on a platter he's the talk of the town
Sashimi to yubiki he's the best around
Yes he's the Guru of Fugu
The Guru of Fugu oh yeah
Yes he's the Guru of Fugu
The Guru of Fugu oh yeah
Yes he's the Guru of Fugu
The Guru of Fugu oh yeah
Yes he's the Guru of Fugu
The Guru of Fugu oh yeah, alright