I'm The Greatest Star

I'm the greatest star

I am by far

But no one knows it

You're gonna hear a voice

A silver flute

They'll cheer each toot

When I expose it

I'm a natural Camille

As a Camille I just feel

I've got so much to offer

I'm a natural cougher

Some ain't got it, not a lump

But I'm a great big clump of talent

Laugh, you'll bend in half

A thousand jokes

A thousand faces

When you're gifted, then you're gifted

These are facts, I've got no axe to grind

In all of the world so far

I'm the greatest star

I'm the greatest star

I am by far

But no one knows it

That's why I was born

I'll blow my horn 'til someone blows it

Yeah, I'll light up like a light

Right up like a light

Then I'll glitter and flare up

All of the world's gonna stare up

Looking down you'll never see me

Try the sky, 'cause that'll be me

I, I can make 'em cry

I can make 'em sigh

Someday they'll clamor for my drammer

Have you guessed yet who's the best yet?

If you ain't I'll tell you one more time

You'll bet your last dime

Hey what are you, blind?

In all of the world so far

I am the greatest, greatest star