Atom & His Package (Rock Version)

Here is the tale of the boy standing in front of you

Not one word is exaggerated -- entirely true

A four square in chemistry, my agenda tonight

As I rock the house left, and a I rock the house right

I can't fly, I can't dance

And I don't like any bands

Listen up, 'cause I am Atom, I am the sequencing man

Where I want is where I go

I'm always armed with a burrito

Listen up, 'cause I am Atom, I am the sequencing man

I travel the world with my band in a box

And I rock 10 times harder than your average punk rock band

I'm almost done, I'm almost through

I hope to God I'm not boring you

I often do the number 2

I am the always often pooping Jew

I can't fly, I can't dance

And I don't like any bands

Listen up, 'cause I am Atom, I am the sequencing man

Where I want is where I go

I'm always armed with a burrito

Listen up, 'cause I am Atom, I am the sequencing man

I can't fly, I can't dance

And I don't like your band

Listen up, 'cause I am Atom, I am the sequencing man

Where I want is where I go

I'm always armed with a burrito

Pay attention, 'cause I am Atom, I am the sequencing man