Way That I Roll

It's your motherfuckin' small town rhymer, the old timer

Here to kidnap the flow, sit back on your recliner

These rappers took a day off, I crept up behind 'em

Record labels wonder why they signed 'em

I am the truth, got a crew that wants to move pronto

Took charge, now they play off me, Rondo

Moved to the West Coast, kinda like LeBron though

Packed the mic stand, monitors, and Catan board

In the car that I co-signed for, credit low

Pass me the mic and get ready yo I'm here to flow

Takin' shots all night, I want all the smoke and

When the liquor hits, strip to a Speedo, yo

I'm a mother fuckin' level nine boss

You a sloth, still on your first mixtape, soft

They say, "Don't forget about me when you famous"

But I can't even remember what your name is sorry I'm faded, ayo

That's just the way that I roll

Mama told me I'ma be somebody

That's just the way that I roll

I'ma have to be deceased to stop me

That's just the way that I roll

Saw a couple baddies in the lobby

That's just the way that I roll

I'ma have myself a threesome prolly

I got no sense, all I want is more sex

What I need is a better diet and a Bowflex

Baddies on a boat, yes, soon as I get those checks

'Stead of spending money on my health, I'll get my toes wet

Let's make a toast, bitch, pop the champagne

I'll be sober soon, ain't no time to waste

I don't mean tonight or any day this week

I mean in a couple years when my rap career tanks, yo

'Til then, I give the drugs free reign

On a shroom trip, runnin' through the forest, Tom Hanks

Mama said life is like a box of chocolates

But I took two, now the room is an apocalypse

I gotta work soon, this is your fault

I'm supposed to wait tables with lasers come out this lady's eyeballs?

I should probably take the day off and get my shit together

But I could really use this damn cheddar, yeah, I better get to work

That's just the way that I roll