Another One Rides the Bus (2022 version)

Ridin' in the bus down the boulevards

And the place was pretty packed, yeah

I couldn't find a seat, so I had to stand

With the perverts in the back

It was smellin' like a locker room

There was junk all over the floor

We're already packed in like sardines

But we're stoppin' to pick up more, look out

Another one rides the bus

Another one rides the bus

And another comes on and another comes on

Another one rides the bus

Hey, he's gonna sit by you, another one rides the bus

There's a suitcase pokin' me in the ribs

There's an elbow in my ear

There's a smelly old bum standin' next to me

He hasn't showered in a year

Well, I think I'm missin' a contact lens

I think my wallet's gone

And I think this bus is stoppin' again

To let a couple more freaks get on, look out

Another one rides the bus

Another one rides the bus

And another comes on and another comes on

Another one rides the bus

Hey, he's gonna sit by you, another one rides the bus

Another one rides the bus

Another one rides the bus, ow

Another one rides the bus, hey, hey

Another one rides the bus, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

The window doesn't open and the fan is broke

And my face is turnin' blue, yeah

I haven't been in a crowd like this

Since I went to see The Who

I know I should've got off a couple miles ago

But I couldn't get to the door

There isn't any room for me to breathe

And now we're gonna pick up more, yeah

Another one rides the bus

Another one rides the bus

And another comes on and another comes on

Another one rides the bus

Hey, he's gonna sit by you, another one rides the bus