Letras
Suck my goon-ceptor
I'm gonna read the Urban Dictionary definition of gooning
To this music
To be even more accurate
When the gooning state is achieved
The man's body becomes for all intents and purposes
An appendage to his erection
The male becomes freed of all
Social codes of conduct
He may become very vocal
While his body and face might take on
The undignified expressions and poses
(You just become goon mad)
All in response to the intensely exquisite
Caresses his penis is exposed to
(That state usually achieved after a prolonged edging session)
Hence, the term "goon" since at this point
The man effectively looks like a silly foolish person
(As a result a, quote-unquote, "gooned-out man"
Will become very expressive and demonstrative)
Gooning is not a 'narcisstic' manifestation
Narcissism is extreme selfishness
With a grandiose view of one's own talents
Rather, gooning is closer to a meditation experience
Where the mind and body align
Focused on a single thought or feeling
This section was written by FunkyJerker
(Dan, I'm so glad that you're apart of the gooning community now)
(Because I've been gooning for centuries)
Let's not, let's not say it
I, if there is a community, let's not put ourselves in it