Bangers and Mash

Up the apples

Love

Don't get stroppy

Your barnet's shining like a brand-new toppy

I'm rabbitin' on

But you're havin' none

On this double-decker

I'm the daft one

It's bangers and mash

It's chips on the plate

We row like tom and jerry but it's never too late

Let's not be daft

We're salt and pepper

Lovers fightin' on a full double-decker

You're on the dog

Chinwaggin' away

I'm sittin' here like a lemon all day

The plates of meat keep tappin' the floor

But your mince pies won't look no more

Cor blimey

Love

We're a right ol' show

We're bees and honey

But you wouldn't know

It's bangers and mash

It's chips on the plate

We row like tom and jerry but it's never too late

Let's not be daft

We're salt and pepper

Lovers fightin' on a full double-decker

Up the frog and toad

Let's take a stroll

Forget the Barney

It's takin' its toll

You're my trouble and strife

My china plate

Let's call it quits before it's too late