Hairstyles And Attitudes

Hairstyles and attitudes -- are they connected?

Are the styles we embrace a matter of taste, or of values rejected?

Hairstyles and attitudes -- how do they relate?

How well do we use our freedom to choose the illusions we create?

Blow dried, bouffant, basic training

Cops in drag dressed up like whores

Cowboys in pony tails, bankers in bangs,

Presidents in pompous pompadours

Mommas in mohawks, daddies in dreadlocks,

Heavy metal goldilocks trying to look tough

The wet look, the dry look, the FBI look

But can you judge a crook by his coverup?

Hairstyles and attitudes -- are they connected?

Are the styles we embrace a matter of taste, or of values rejected?

Hairstyles and attitudes -- how do they relate?

How well do we use the freedom to choose the illusions we create?

Razor cut, laser cut, chop-in-channel

Curled up, slicked back, hanging in the eyes

Parted left, parted right, straight down the middle

Scientists say your hair never lies

I've done lots of research

It may be just hype, but the latest findings cause me to tremble

Categorize us into three basic types

According to which of the three stooges you most closely resemble

Hairstyles and attitudes -- are they connected?

Are the styles we embrace a matter of taste, or of values rejected?

Hairstyles and attitudes -- how do they relate?

How well do we use the freedom to choose the illusions we create?

Hairstyles and attitudes

Hairstyles and attitudes