Yeah, GTA, GT— GT— GTA
I need— I need— hit the sack because I— because I hate hardtack
GTA, GTA
GTA
Yeah, GTA, time to go hit the hay
I need to hit the sack because I hate to eat hardtack
Gotta go steal a car, altercation with Jabbar (ahh)
Oh no, I'm sorry Jabbar, I didn't mean to steal your car (I'm sorry)
Chicken tenders, chicken tenders, I eat them during fender benders
Fender benders are what I get in when I crash my car
I did one of those in front of a restaurant
It was with my best friend, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
I'm gonna go to the hotdog shop to get a pair of skis
Then I'm gonna go get some bratwurst and I'm gonna feast (yeah)
Then, and only then, am I gonna go down to the shop
I see the pies, and they're 20 bucks a pop (woo)
So I'm gonna buy a beautiful pumpkin pie
But then I'm gonna fight with that same pumpkin pie (ding-ding)
We are in the ring, and I think he's gonna die (yeah)
So I go for a big punch, and I hit him right in the pie (ahh)
I think that he's dead, but then he stands up (ah)
And he just goes and punches me right in the gut (ouhh)
I fall to the ground, and I hear that ding-ding
Aw, darn, I guess I lost to a ding-dang pie (ayy)
Whatever, I'll go home and sit on my large couch
And I'll drink a large soda and let out a large belch
There it was, it was pretty simple (yeah)
Just like stealin' a car
Yeah, GTA, time to go hit the hay
I need to hit the sack because I hate to eat hardtack
Gotta go steal a car, altercation with Jabbar (ahh)
Oh no, I'm sorry Jabbar, I didn't mean to steal your car (I'm sorry)
Chicken tenders, chicken tenders, I eat them during fender benders
Fender benders are what I get in when I crash my car
I did one of those in front of a restaurant
It was with my best friend, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar