Hollywood

So, so let me tell you a little bit about myself

I grew up in Hollywood, California my

Whole life, in Hollywood and stuff

It's okay bro, it's okay

But one thing I'm kinda etched about is I miss

Having that buff family upbringing, you know

The Wonder Bread, you know, the gravy

Dad coming downstairs like in his polka

Dot boxers, "Pull my finger," you know

You know, the grits, the cow tipping

Never had the nice warm buff Michael Brady hug, you know

And sir, you kinda look like the dad I never had, man

Can I get a Michael Brady hug too?

Cool, that was cool, check out the wood you created

I come from like a wealthy divorced family

You know like, my mom's wealthy, my dad's like divorced

Oh well padre, dude, that's what happens

I'm glad though, like my mom didn't remarry though

I don't have any stepdads hanging around the house

Yeah, guys that think they're my real dad, right

"Let's go to the park, son"

I'm like "Yeah, okay, Mark"

He's like "Hey, hey, why don't you call me Dad?"

'Cause you're not, man

You're some guy that sits around my mom's pool and sponges off her

You know, kinda like a bigger version of me