Funniest Gig

Surely, strawberries cannot be alive

And bananas can't believe my eyes

This is the funniest gig we've ever done

With strawberries and bananas, what sort of songs are sung?

Chocolate soldiers march us onto stage

Pluck us up to play inside a cage

This is the funniest gig we've ever done

With strawberries and bananas, what sort of songs are sung?

Am I asleep?

Am I asleep and dreaming?

Am I asleep and dreaming?

Suddenly the whole place falls apart

Jars of jam are leaving on a cart

This is the funniest gig we've ever done

And we are wishing that we had never come

Am I asleep?

Am I asleep and dreaming?

Am I asleep and dreaming?

This

Ha! Ha! said the clown

Ha! Ha! said the clown

Ha! Ha! said the clown

Is it bringing you down, have you lost?

And what's new dad? (La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la)

What's new dad? (La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la)

This is the funniest gig we've ever done

With strawberries and bananas, what sort of songs are sung?

Chocolate soldiers march us onto stage

Pluck us up to play inside a cage

This is the funniest gig we've ever done