Sick World

Ladies and gentlemen

Hello, but in Spanish that's au revoir, auf wiedersehen

That's the wrong way around

Okay then, auf wiedersehen, au revoir

You see there are three types of people in this world

People that can count and people that can't

And with this in mind, I'm gonna present to you

The only one who counts, Sway

Take it away Sway

Hello everybody, I'm Sway

Welcome to my world

I'm coming to you from the same place as the Spice Girls

But I don't flippin' sit around sipping tea

I rap more than Santa Claus on Christmas Eve

And when I show up, the crowd stares in disbelief

And the host drops the mic and kisses his teeth

I'm the reason some of these A&R's are crying

Cause their MDs are screaming down the phone

Why the hell haven't we signed him?

Some of these rappers need reminding

They ain't half on my level

Mike was even in Australia on flying

But keep trying

You only live once

So if you ain't living it up

You ain't living, you're dying

Sick world, that's all up in my mind

I don't know what is wrong

I don't know what is right, no, no

This world, that's going on inside

Don't know who to kick out

Or who I should invite, oh no

Hey mate, Sway

What do you wanna do mate?

Wanna put it on the barbie?

Or put it in the barbie?

Barbie, barbie, barbie

Barbie Brown

One day, I wanna be bigger than Peter Andre

Or bigger than the

Bigger than the willy shown in Any Given Sunday

Selling units in Amsterdam, Sweden and Francais

The other day me and my enemy was beefing

So I hit him in the face with a baseball bat and he was bleeding

Somebody asked why I did it, I said I didn't

I was swinging it and you know bats, they didn't see him

I'm going to America like Slick Rick and Floetry

To show everybody my big bollocks and British poetry

But if I flop I'll just come back in disguise

Tie a British flag over my face so no one knows it's me

Sick world, that's all up in my mind

I don't know what is wrong

I don't know what is right, no, no

This world, that's going on inside

Don't know who to kick out

Or who I should invite, oh no

Hey Sway, foolish boy

What is this you are doing?

This is nonsense, nonsense o

I didn't swim all the way from Ghana for this o

No way

From the day I was born I've been torn between two worlds

My imagination and normal

Got bored of watching horror films and porn

That's my mind conjured up thoughts abnormal

Trapped in a world I made that ain't mine

You can't see it all in a day, it takes time

Come visit my living room of lyrics and you'll find

There's a picture of my future and my frame of mind

You see me, I got too much CDs and watch too much TV

One day my teacher asked me what I wanna be

At parents evening and I replied "I want to be a tree"

He laughed but then my mum started cussing me in P

Those were the days the ladies never wanted me

Like "eugh, like Derek's like as ugly as can be"

Cause my teeth wasn't exactly straight

Know what I mean gov?

Like me and the dentist wasn't exactly mates

So for about a year I had to wear a flipping brace

Feeling like a punk for 350 days

Then I took off my braces, got baring braces

Now if a chick don't like me she's racist

Sick world, that's all up in my mind

I don't know what is wrong

I don't know what is right, no, no

This world, that's going on inside

Don't know who to kick out

Or who I should invite, oh no

Sick world, that's all up in my mind

I don't know what is wrong

I don't know what is right, no, no

This world, that's going on inside

Don't know who to kick out

Or who I should invite, oh no

It's a sick world

It's a sick world

It's a sick world

It's a sick world