One Stop Shop

This is the One Stop Shop, we got everything you want

This shit runs non-stop 'cuz our job is never done

Listen up hotshot, when we knock upon your door

I'd get ready for this 'cuz it's important

Give me time to make my attempted assessments

Just you try to shake your resentment

If only for a second while I

Change the direction we're headin' in

[We're headin' in]

This next bit's what the wind swept in-

-formation high, 'til the rain is dry,

Man debating why he's alive,

Gotta take a five

Never say goodbye to the way you vibe with it

Let it fry you within like thighs of a chicken

Herb and spice combine and it's mighty fine

Get ready to dine on company dime

Styles of life can change up so wildly overnight

And everyone's invited!

I'll be your guide to winding up inside

The One Stop Shop, we got nothing that you need

This shit runs non-stop 'cuz we don't believe in sleep

Give it up hotshot, when we knock you on the floor

I'd get ready for this 'cuz it's important

Give me time to make my exaggerated overstatements

Just you try to break from that massive cage you've overstayed in

While they try in vain to explain that this is no vacation

[No vacation]

Screw your motivation

You get chewed like Copenhagen

Tikki Tikki Tembo, let go of it,

Shove it, and stretch all of it over the next month of consumption

If you're interested let me know,

Though,

I know,

You'll never confess you're up to somethin'

Learn to amend, jump out of your head

Run until you're out of power and your legs don't function

What are you gonna do when the rent goes up?

I promise not to judge you when you next show up

At the One Stop Shop, got that X that marks the spot

This shit runs non-stop and it hits right on the dot

Live it up hotshot, when it's time to pass the torch

I'd get ready for this cause it's important

Give me time to make my uneducated estimations

Just you try to brace for impact, or get back

Either way, you won't evade this

A change is comin' in with the tide

Make way! Step aside!

I ain't worried for the journey, save it for the destination

That's the One Stop Shop, we got everything on sale

This shit runs non-stop, got that game that never fails

Your minute's up, stopwatch, time to knock you off your course

You're not ready for this but it's important

Walk into the One Stop Shop, got it all right on the line [on the line]

At the One Stop Shop, always working all the time [all the time]

At the One Stop Shop, can't you read the fuckin' sign? [read the sign]

At the One Stop Shop, into sight then out of mind

It's the One Stop Shop, no creation all destruction

In the One Stop Shop, every day's a different function

At the One Stop Shop,gotta make room in the budget

For the One Stop Shop, overrated under nothin' [under nothin']

It's the One Stop Shop, final stop 'til outer space

Got the One Stop Shop, written all over your face

At the One Stop Shop, see how much that you can take

From the One Stop Shop before you go down in flames

Inside the the One Stop Shop

The One Stop Shop

Down in fla-a-a-a-ames

The One Stop Shop

I know you want to go to the One Stop Shop

They always ask "How ya doin?"

And you always tell'm "Livin' the dream!"

Because you see kids it's not always about YOU

When they ask YOU how YOU are doin

Sometimes it's about THEM,

Because THEY can't sleep at night if THEY can't tell THEMSELVES

"I'm not a complete and total piece of shit,

Because if I were totally a complete piece of shit,

I would've ignored that asshole, instead of asking how his night was going!"

So when THEY come up and ask YOU how YOU'RE doin'

Tell'm "Livin' the dream!"

Because it's easier than telling'm "My life is a fucking nightmare!"

You'd think me an acrobat given the back-to-back backflips

That have been sending me spinning into back-track trips

Wonder how the fuck with all this movement do I keep getting stuck like my backpack zipper

Dealin' with this shit sucks mad dick

But it's really difficult to ultimately call it quits

So what do you do about that?

You gonna go west Fival?

For some type of revival?

Good luck with your survival

I don't really know how that's gonna rival the previous experience

You spineless bastard have you heard

Of anything other than

Fuckin' just being a selfish turd

All that you do is blow around like a goddamn tumbleweed

And I'm gonna need a little bit more information from you

Before I can completely condemn your actions

But I'm pretty sure that what you're doin' is wrong