I, Professional Gambler

I have a strategy

I don't think I have to get a real job

That didn't work

But I am confident

That I am favored with overwhelming odds.

It is a system

It is straight mathematics

I need no more then 320 bucks.

If there's a 98% chance of giving you 320

I'm taking 325 of your bucks!

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Mom, Dad don't look proud

Is it because I'm a professional gambler now?

I guess I don't need no college degree

Just a brief lesson in communicative probability

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(One mathematical question I have is:

How long does it take three dudes to loose 200 bucks each?)

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