No One Loves You Any Better Than Your M-O-Double-M-Y (adaptation) (adaption)

Listen, all you rolling stones

When you leave your happy homes

When you start leaving your own people

Things all seem to go wrong

There's a saying old today

Chicks come home to roost they say

But let me tell you one thing

When you wander away

No one loves you

Any better than your

M-O double M-Y

And when you start to cry

She'll dry each tearful

Make you cheerful

No matter where you roam

Your thoughts always stray

Back to that little shack

A cozy, little nest so far away

M is for the mince pies she used to bake

O is for the oatmeal she'd always make

Double M is for the many miles you had to roam

and Y is that you're yearning just to get back home

And though you roam this whole world over

Sure a love like hers you can't buy

'Cause no one loves you

Any better than your

M-O-double M-Y oh yeah!

A cozy little nest so far away

M is that she misses you, she's all alone

O is that you only want to get back home

Double M is for the many months of care and strife

and Y is that she'll yearn for you all through life

And though you roam this whole world over

Sure a love like hers you can't buy

'Cause on one loves you

Any better than your

M-O double M-Y

M-O double M-Y

M-O double M-Y

MOMMY!