Why would a fellow want a girl like her
A frail and fluffy beauty?
Why can't a fellow ever once prefer
A solid girl like me?
She's a frothy little bubble
With a flimsy kind o' charm
And with very little trouble
I could break her little arm
Oh, why would a fellow want a girl like her
So obviously unusual?
Why can't a fellow ever once prefer
A usual girl like me?
What's the matter with the man?
What's the matter with the man?
What's the matter with the man?
Her cheeks are a pretty shade of pink
But not any pinker than a rose is
Her skin may be delicate and soft
But not any softer than a doe's is
Her neck is no whiter than a swan's
She's only as dainty as a daisy
She's only as graceful as a bird
So why is a fellow goin' crazy?
Why would a fellow want a girl like her
A frail and fluffy beauty?
Why can't a fellow ever once prefer
A solid girl like me?
Why would a fellow want a girl like her
A girl who's merely lovely?
Why can't a fellow ever once prefer
A girl who's merely me?
She's a frothy little bubble
With a flimsy kind o' charm
And with very little trouble
I could break her little arm
What's the matter with the man?
What's the matter with the man?
What's the matter with the man?
What's the matter with the man?
Oh, why would a fellow want a girl like her
A girl who's merely lovely?
Why can't a fellow ever once prefer
A girl who's merely me?
What's the matter with the man?
What's the matter with the man?
What's the matter with the man?
What's the matter?
She's the matter
Oh, let me at her
What's the matter with the man?