I was watching the news today, I think it was Foxx
When I heard a man in a suit trying his best to talk
His suit was fancier than the words he was saying
He sounded crazy, so I started praying
I got me a message straight back from God
He said, don't blame me, that's not my job
When he started out, I gave him a brain
But ever since law school, he ain't been the same
He said, there's no pill for that kind of crazy
There's no cure for that kind of dumb
There are only three jobs for that kind of lazy
Congressman, lawyer, bum
I listened to him ramble nearly all day
Hoping he'd stumble on to something smart to say
I finally gave up and went to bed
Then I remembered the words that God said
He said, there's no pill for that kind of crazy
There's no cure for that kind of dumb
There are only three jobs for that kind of lazy
Congressman, lawyer, bum
If he's the smartest man you could find for the job
I think I'd rent a U-Haul and move along
He said, there's no pill for that kind of crazy
There's no cure for that kind of dumb
There are only three jobs for that kind of lazy
Congressman, lawyer, bum
Congressman, lawyer, bum