Constance Of The Universe

See that kid, give him some toys

See those girls, gotta give 'em some boys

See those feet, give 'em some shoes

See that drunk, gotta give him some booze

Says Constance of the Universe

She's unique in all the earth

We will hope for all we're worth

To be the center of her great expanding girth

See that bum, give him some cash

See that dope, gotta give him a stash

See that soul, give him the Word

See that jerk, gotta give him the bird

See the rock band, give 'em a deal

See those legs, go on give 'em a feel

Now, see that gun, give it a try

See that truth, gotta give it a lie

It's her time now

Constance needs to breed

See her shine now

Tell her what you need