Now That The Boys Are Wearing Man-Dresses (LIVE @ Planet Queer: Gaylien Pride, 2024)

Women are divided

Some find it quite odd

To see any men who wear skirts

Others think it's marvelous to see it all

'Cause it hits gender right where it hurts

Well, I'll show you the man-skirt is here and now

And the look is an absolute WoW

For now that the boys are wearing man-dresses

Guys will soon discover its perks

You'll find a girl can't walk down the street, you know

Without a handsome, macho skirt distracting her so

And you can bet that some folks will worry

Who is gay and who may be straight, please

An insecure dude won't like it - but then

The sure-footed man has got that swagger again

For now that the boys are wearing man-dresses

You'll ask what he's got under there

Now that the boys are wearing man-dresses

Fellas, put those tight pants away

Why we wore skinny jeans, the reason was botched

Our little manly packages were terribly squashed

And masculine health will do a bit better

When testicles aren't gasping for air

But also, why should a man

Mess with a razor zipper

When lifting up a dainty skirt is so much quicker

For now that the boys are wearing man-dresses

You'll ask what he's got under there

Now that the boys are wearing man-dresses

You'll ask what he's got under there