Intro To Tinsel Town

Big fake snowflakes hanging from the streetlights

Marshmallow children bundled up so tight

Short fuses, long lines, so much for a silent night

Then, magically we all wake up (Once a year we all wake up)

And find ourselves here in our own -

[Chorus]

Tinseltown

Where everything glitters

Tinseltown

All sparkle and shimmer

Look around and see the brightest stars come out

In Tinseltown, in Tinseltown

There King manger scene, glowing on the front lawn

Ladies auxiliary butchering "The Christmas Song"

Quarters in the kettle of the gin-jolly Santa Claus

Then, magically we all wake up (Once a year we all wake up)

And find ourselves here in our own -

[Repeat Chorus]

So where's the -

Batteries, it's Christmas Eve, assembly is required

Can't get the kids to sleep, sugar's got them wired

Finally around midnight (all is calm, all is bright)

Then, magically we all wake up (Once a year we all wake up)

And find ourselves here in our own -

[Repeat Chorus Twice]

Tinseltown

Tinseltown, Tinseltown

Tinsel all the way