What's On The Bar

What's on the movies?

What's on the tube?

What's on a woman's mind?

I don't have a clue

What's with this cell phone?

What the hell is wrong with my car?

I think I'll go in here

And check it out and see what's on the bar

What is the game plan?

What's with this job?

What's the problem at home?

That's the problem, by far

What's the matter with me?

Drinking friends, let me tell you the truth

I've been close to love but no cigar

So tell me what's on the bar?

Do you have a little Jim Beam?

Do you have a little green Jack?

Do you have a little coke and ice?

So I can knock it on back

And when I get back from the dance floor

My number one prior

Is what's a girl

And what's on the bar?

Can you make a margarita?

Do you have a glass tall?

Do you have a band that knows

How to play an old Jimmy Reeves song?

Would you like to know the hot spots?

The best places by far

Can't recommend what's on the menu

But I know what's on the bar

What's on your mind?

What's in your heart?

Well, that's the difference in a happy kind of life or just falling apart

Do you wanna know the hot spots?

I know 'em near and far

I don't know what's on the menu

But I know what's on the bar

Do you have a little Jim Beam?

Do you have a little green Jack?

Do you have a little coke and ice?

So I can knock a couple back

And when I get up of the dance floor

My number one prior

Is hello baby

And what's on the bar?

What's a girl?

And what's on the bar?