You Didn't Glow Up

Jurassic Park car for a dinosaur man

Old ass face with some little baby hands

You'll need those ghosts in the house when I ghost you

It's me, not you, but I'd rather fuck Drew

Cheeto ran away from you, Uno won't behave for you

Your old ass hair was straighter than you'll ever be

Not even that could straighten out your sexuality

You didn't glow up

You look like a throw-up

You got a flaky-ass face and your hair is always dirty

You're still on YouTube even though you're almost thirty

I think I'd rather give my "SuperLuv" to Dan and Phil

I wish you'd pick some clothes at the rate you pick your ass

You wrote two books that I didn't even read

I use your podcast just to help me sleep

Congratulations on ten million subs

It took you ten years and for Jake it took ten months

They say it gets worse but I have to disagree

There ain't nothin' worse than reviews for your movie

You didn't glow up

You look like a throw-up

You got a flaky-ass face and your hair is always dirty

You're still on Youtube even though you're almost thirty

You didn't glow up

You look like a throw-up

You got a flaky-ass face and your hair is always dirty

You're still on Youtube even though you're almost thirty

I'll go home

No, seriously, I'm moving home

I can't stand the smell anymore

Goodbye, sexual