I'd Rather Be Drunk

Ah, fuck it

Turn up the speakers and play my favorite song

I'd rather be drunk

I got a big long list of things that need done

And to be perfectly honest, don't none of them seem fun

Gotta pick the kids up, take the dogs out, mow the fucking lawn

Gotta take a part back, bought the wrong one

Supposed to clean up the garage cause her mom's gonna come

But I won't be around cause her mom's a cunt

Gotta find a way to get gone in the middle of the day

Fore' the bitch ever shows up

There's something beautiful when the fucks just start to fade

It's like a funeral for a frown that's on my face

I know that everyone learns to cope in different ways

And I got my fix just waiting when I'm ready for a break

Things ain't been fun since I quit drinking

Lately I've been thinking about having me one

Maybe I'll just buy a whole case and take it to the face

Turn up the speakers and play my favorite song

I'd rather be drunk

I'd rather be drunk

Hell, there's so much we could do

If we just got into some booze

We could elevate our mood

And we could be drunk

And most times that's better than not

So let's go to the fridge and see what we got

Ain't it funny how you never have a shit day when you get paid?

Knowing that a little bit of money gonna switch things

Only question that you got is for your buddies

Which drink are we hammering tonight?

While we getting shit faced

And I can't have no drinking problem

If I don't got no problem drinking

Polished off this case of beer and I got to thinking

Things ain't been fun since I quit drinking

Lately I've been thinking about having me one

Maybe I'll just buy a whole case

And take it to the face

Turn up the speakers and play my favorite song

I'd rather be drunk

I'd rather be drunk

Hell, there's so much we could do

If we just got into some booze

We could elevate our mood

And we could be drunk

And most times that's better than not

So let's go to the fridge and see what we got

Ah, I do got a lot of shit to do

Maybe I should think about this

Yeah, thought about it

I'd rather be drunk

Hell there's so much we could do

If we just got into some booze

We could elevate our mood

And we could be drunk

And most times that's better than not

So let's go to the fridge and see what we got

I'd rather be drunk

I'd rather be drunk

I'd rather be drunk

I'd rather be drunk

No, I'd rather be drunk

Not sober

I'd rather be drunk

I love it

I'd rather be drunk

I'm loaded

I'd rather be drunk

In public

I'd rather be drunk

Not sober

I'd rather be drunk

I love it

I'd rather be drunk

I'm loaded

I'd rather be drunk

In public

I'd rather be drunk