In the neon glow of Tokyo nights
Lived a Yakuza man quite a sight
With a belly round and a heart of steel
But his one true love? A crispy meal
When the streets quiet down and the moon's on high
He dreams of tempura oh my oh my
In a world of tough guys, he's a crispy king
With a belly full of deep fry he's got everything
Oh he's the tempura king can't get enough,
In the world of crime he's big and tough
A huge Yakuza with a crispy crave
He can't stop cruising that tempura wave
He'd shake down shops for protection fees
Then waddle to the kitchen saying, "More tempura please!"
Shrimp and veggies golden brown
In his mouth they quickly go down
His clan might whisper but they won't tease
They know he'd swap their kneecaps for some tempura you see
It's not just food it's his main affair
Crunchy bites are his love to share
When the streets quiet down and the moon's on high
He dreams of tempura oh my oh my
In a world of tough guys he's a crispy king
With a belly full of deep fry he's got everything
Oh he's the tempura king can't get enough
In the world of crime he's big and tough
A huge Yakuza with a crispy crave
He can't stop cruising that tempura wave