Bah Humbug!

Two men

Come up to the door

Requesting

Collecting

Donations for the poor

They don't know, that Scrooge is greedy

That he doesn't care about the needy

So they ask old Ebenezey

Please show some love

Scrooge kicks them out with a big ol'

Bah Humbug!

Here's my man, Bob Cratchit

Wrapped up in a warm jacket

'Cause Scrooge keeps the place freakin' freezing

Um, Mr. Scrooge, sir?

Not to be rude, sir

Goddamnit Cratchit, start speaking!

Well you see, my family

They're kind of a real big deal to me

His words trails off in a voice, timid and soft

And I was thinking, since tomorrow's Christmas

And generally a pretty slow day for business

Let me guess Bob, you'd like tomorrow off?

(Yes, yes sir)

So let me get this straight

You don't work, but still get paid?

Why don't you just rob me, Bobby?

Or steal food from my plate?

You're lucky I'm so understanding

Even though you're so demanding

Okay, have your way

Come in early the following day!

But before you go, please wait

There's something I need to say

Bah Humbug! (Bah Humbug!)

Bah Humbug! (Bah Humbug!)

The sun goes down on London Town

Scrooge closes up and he heads out

Bah Humbug! (Bah Humbug!)

Bah Humbug! (Bah Humbug!)

He gets back home but doesn't know

This Christmas he won't be alone

And though the day is done

Scrooge's tale has just begun

Let's see how he does this Christmas

'Cause it's the story of

The meanest man there ever was (Bah Humbug!)

The rudest dude you ever knew

Bah Humbug! (Bah Humbug!)

The crabbiest

Scumbaggiest

The grouchiest (Bah Humbug!)

The frowniest (Bah Humbug!)

The angriest hater

The crankiest neighbor (Bah Humbug!)

The greediest geezer

The cruelest creature

No one meaner than Ebenezer Scrooge!