Maxine

Dumb kid, dumb kid, dumb kid

I'm not stalking you, I'm walking in front of you

But you're screaming

And I'm not grabbing you or slapping the ass of you

But I'm dreaming

'Cause I like girls in trackies, I don't know why, they just grab me

And I like how you stand up, I like how you stand up

I'm not that weird, I don't have a coral beard

And I'm so fed up, so fed up

I wasn't really gonna get a tattoo of your name on my arm

'Cause I don't have that much money I can spend, I can spend

No matter how much porn I download I will always think of you

And I will be obsessed 'til the end, 'til the end

Maxine, Maxine, you're bloody obscene

And I'd do anything you tell me to

Maxine, Maxine, you're bloody obscene

And I can't stop thinking of you

I'm not a wanker, well, I used to be

But I'm not anymore 'cause it makes me tired

And I'm glad you're happy even if my luck is crappy

And I'm glad you're admired

And I know I'm immature, I won't stalk you anymore

I'm a dumb kid (Dumb kid, dumb kid, dumb kid)

And I'm not forgetting you, I'm just not gonna hit on you

I'm sexually retarded (Retarded, retarded

Retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded)

Speaking of jacking, I was doing eight a day

But then I quit so I'd last longer and you wouldn't laugh at me

I'm one of those guys that can't let go and accept no

Because I've got quite an addictive personality

Maxine, Maxine, you're bloody obscene

And I'd do anything you tell me to

Maxine, Maxine, you're bloody obscene

And I can't stop thinking of you

I'm not saying we were gonna bang, but it would have been quite nice

And I would have liked it more than the best thing in the world

You're not the first I've done a song about, trust me

I'm really not that weird, I just get obsessed with girls

Maxine, Maxine, you're bloody obscene

And I'd do anything you tell me to (My balls are cold)

Maxine, Maxine, you're bloody obscene