Well I woke up this mornin' with an awful achin' head
I said I woke up this mornin' with an awful achin' head
You know that my new man had left me just a room and an empty bed
I said he bought me a coffee grinder
He got the best one that he could find
I said he bought me a coffee grinder
He got the best one that he could find
And now he's grindin' all my coffee because he got a brand new grind
Now he's a deep sea diver with a stroke that can't go wrong
Now he's a deep sea diver, he's got a stroke that can't go wrong
Now you know that he can stay down at the
Bottom 'cause his wind holds out so long
Now he knows just how to thrill me, he thrills me night and day
I said he knows just how to thrill me
He thrills me both night and day
You know he's got a brand new way of
Lovin' and it takes my breath away
Now he came home one evenin' with his spirits way up high
Now he came home one evenin' with his spirits way up high
Now what he had to give me made me wring my hands and cry
That man gave me a lesson that I never had before
Well he gave me a lesson so sweet that I never had before
And when he got through teachin', from my elbow down was sore
Now he bought me a cabbage and he cooked it up awful hot
Now he bought me a cabbage and he cooked it up awful steamin' hot
And when he put in the bacon, it overflowed the pot
And he's got that sweet somethin' and I told my girlfriend Lou
Well he's got that sweet somethin' and I told my girlfriend Lou
But now from the way that she's been ravin'
I think she must have gone and tried some too
Now my bed's gone empty and it makes me feel mean and blue
When my bed get empty, makes me feel so mean and blue
Because my springs are gettin' rusty, sleepin' single as I do
Now when you find good lovin', don't you go and spread the news
And when you get good lovin', don't you go and spread no news
'Cause your man will double-cross you
And leave you with those empty bed blues
Oh, just takin' a stroll down this empty road by myself
A lot of thinkin' about my man, friend of mine, low-down loon
Cheated on me