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She stuck a neon yellow cardboard sign
By the sign at the end of the street
She wrote in big ol' letters
Made a post online
Slapped a flyer on the door of the meat and three, yeah
Folks started showing
She was out front smokin
On a cigarette waitin' with a smile
No price tags or fold out tables
It was all out there in a pile
She said three for a dollar, two for a dime
Buy one get one, just name your price
The way he done me I'm half inclined
To let it all go, free-ninety-nine
And your three days to get it
Had three days to get it, never did so hell
It's a "get his shit off the yard" sale, yeah
Like a redneck Vanna
In a lawn chair cabana
Sippin' on her special lemonade
She hollered brand new blower
Barely used mower
This could all be yours today
I'll cut you a deal on a rod or reel
Lord knows he couldn't catch a cold
And whatever that is
I'll throw it in with it
Everything but the dog must go
So it's three for a dollar, two for a dime
Buy one get one, just name your price
The way he done me I'm half inclined
To let it all go, free-ninety-nine
Had three days to get it, never did so hell
It's a "get his shit off the yard" sale, yeah
Mmm, I had to ask, why so cheap
She took a long drag and looked at me
Said when life gives you lemons
Might as well make a buck
He's lucky he took the truck
Yeah it's three for a dollar, two for a dime
Buy one get one, just name your price
The way he done me I'm half inclined
To let it all go, free-ninety-nine
And your three days to get it
Had three days to get it, never did so hell
It's a "get his shit off the yard" sale
Get it gone
Bet he'll think twice next time