Letras
Brrrraaaah
Now this one dedicated to every man and woman who's ever lost a baby to a charlatan and a fraud
You know say life hard but you're still big and ya broad
Live the dojo life you love love the life you live
My baby got robbed the other day by degenerates
So she wanted to learn some new form of the self-defense
So she did her research and perused it online
And found this dude said he could move shit with his mind
He call himself Sifu Paul Zimmerman
He got a dojo with a strip mall near Cinnabon
Now she spends all day trying to break boards with her thoughts
But the only thing she's breaking is my little heart
Things just haven't been the same
Living strange since my baby joined that dojo
Joined a McDojo
Now she tries to spar all day
And I want to fly far away from her love
It's a McDojo life for she
Now she don't come back no more for dinner at home
Cause she out practicing her ninja mind control
And I don't know how she can fall for such lunacy
Claiming he can kill dudes and kill lupus with chi
And now she sees and feels some private instruction
Something about learning trigger point seduction
Me never thought me baby do dirt or would stray
But something tell me that me baby's under her sensei
Things just haven't been the same living strange
Since my baby joined that dojo
She joined a McDojo
Now she tries to spar all day
And I want to fly far away from her love
It's a McDojo life for me
So me try to present me woman with the hard evidence
That the sifu Zimmerman is a fraud who pretends
And I'm pretty sure the boy is a sex offender
Cuz they kick him out the boy scouts of A-merica
But my baby nah go ramp with facts she now got inner truth
She say me love Paul and I'm leaving you
And now me want fi kick Paul and get me damn baby back
So me start study with the sensei them call Jack
And him call him self sensei Jack Darby