Letras
The hardest conversation I've ever had with my kid was
Explaining how TikTok term them into twits
Drillling 'em for hours on Kamala twerking vids
Made me understand why China's ok with CIDs
Snag 'em young, inject the mental illness
By the time COVID came, they all looked like Bruce Willis
In modern day, dying harder than a jackery
At Diddy parties getting oiled up by Master P
Beta mode, more doi Ralph actually
To wild claims actually 'til their pineals atrophe
Now you can't make a joke without triggering the woke
But thanks to Teflon Don, all of 'em got fecking smoked
Still they try to cancel, dragged clowns across the gram
Hit you with samples of Will Smith rocking them jazz hands
Ratio while comments let themselves get shanked
Until your cast away and disappear like Tom Hanks
Insert Forest Gump wave, or Lieutenant Dan
Followed by Eminem finally writing back to Stan
Can it old man, don't leave me where you stand
Any defense is met with Hulk Hogan body slams
If you think otherwise, no need to pretend bro
Unfollow and defriend yo, and block screen shots at the end oh!
Don't forget the racists, xenophobes unite
Who's the next contestant on the Christ is white
Protesters in masks, burning down the QT
While maggots sip libs tears like it's their sworn duty
Juice up my little minions, that tonic is the chronic
If some feces flair up, throw another meme on it.
This is fine, until you pull the script from Get Out
Or a feminized dick, Ight, I'ma head out
Don't try to change my mind, there's no respect pal
Like Pepe the frog, I am your kek now
I'd hate to punch down on your brittle soul
But trolling me only leads to getting Rick rolled
Like a transparent spliff of ganja and cellulose, your
Shit shows, Willy Wonka knows what the hell you own
Yes you, looking confused as Nick Young
Like Drake posting post venom from Kendrick's tongue
Speaking of women like him and you who isn't one