Letras
Sometimes you get funny stuff from your friends
I got a buddy owns a German Shepherd
The people next door to him own one of those
Goofy white rabbits they keep in a cage
He came home one Saturday, his dog is running
Around the yard with this rabbit in his mouth
The rabbit has dog spit on it, it's got mud on it, it is dead
Instead of being a man and just going over and
Telling the people what happened, he panicked
He took the rabbit away from the dog, took it
In the house, washed it off with soap and water
And then dried it with a hair dryer
No pun intended, alright
Waited 'til it got dark, he snuck the rabbit back over next door
Put it in the cage like it had had a heart attack and locked the door
Few days later he's out in his yard, he saw the lady from next door
She walked over to the fence and she said
"Well I guess you heard what happened"
He said, "No, what?"
She said, "We have had a death in our family"
He said, "Who died?"
She said, "Fluffy
And the weird thing was after we buried him somebody
Dig him back up and put him back in his cage"
I laughed for three days about that
Sometimes you have to learn to entertain yourself
Like everybody here has somebody they hate at work
Everybody hates one person you work with
Do this to 'em, go up to 'em next Friday afternoon
Look 'em straight in the face, go up to 'em right at quitting time
Look 'em straight in the face and go, "Are you getting fired?
That's the rumor"
And then leave
They'll worry about that all weekend long
Next time you're in the bank and the line's too long
You may have to do this a couple of times
But just tap the person in front of you and go
"Hey, hey, you don't know how to unjam a pistol do you?"
In and out of there, five minutes, guaranteed
When they stick that bucket inside your car
Roll your window up real quick where his arm's in there
Soon as the light turns green he'll let go of the bucket