Mary the One Eyed Prostitute Who Fought the Colossal Squid and S

We found her smoking merrily in the Balmoral Hotel

And we knew she was our only one-eyed Northern Belle

With Shamus up the mizzen-mast and Willie at the head

Oh we set to sea

A 1, 2, 3!

A new fine wench in the cabin bed.

The kraken rising from the depths below

He never counted on Mary, from the snow

The sea was rolling merrily round the shores of Bowen Isle

Ah, the Swedish Bastard sang a song

That made dear Mary smile

Then I gave the sailor's prayer, me boys

We roared out in the rain

And below the sea

A 1, 2, 3!

The monster heard our sad refrain

The kraken rising from the depth below

He never counted on Mary from the snow

Oh Mary, the one-eyed cherry

Of Dawson City, we loved her so

Oh Mary, the beast was angry

And you stood ready

With a mortal blow!

With arms the size of houses

They knocked us to and fro

We cursed out as the kraken

Made to drag us down below

And the last thing that I saw before

I screamed our last good-bye

Was the redhead whore

That we adored

With murder in her one good eye

The kraken rising from the depths below

He never counted on Mary from the snow

Oh Mary, the one-eyed cherry

Of Dawson City, we loved her so

Oh Mary, the beast was angry

And you stood ready

With a mortal blow!

The kraken rising from the depths below

He never counted on Mary from the snow

She was Mary, the one-eyed cherry

Of Dawson City, we loved her so

Oh Mary, the beast was angry

And you stood ready

With a mortal blow!

God rest your one-eyed soul