Do you think I would be such a fool
To get some track from a stagnant pool
Do you think I would be so insane
To catch a leaf from a moving train
I know you think that I am a fool
And I know that I'm just your tool
You hold me up then you throw me down
Blunt my edge with a sneer and a frown
But I don't mind and I don't care
'Cause I'm a crosscut saw
And I'm gonna tear you to size someday
When I've taken all I can of your insults
Then I'm gonna make a list of your own faults
You're gonna learn that the sun don't shine
When you ask yourself if I'm right
When you've heard all I have to say
I'll leap out the door and run away
Like the mate of the black widow spider
'Cause I don't want to end up inside her
In a couple of days then I'll be back
'Cause I'm a crosscut saw
And I'm gonna hack you to size someday
I know you think that I am a fool
And I know that I'm just your tool
You hold me up then you throw me down
Blunt my edge with a sneer and a frown
But I don't mind and I don't care
'Cause I'm a crosscut saw
And I'm gonna tear you to size for sure
Cut it