Nowhere Town

I was born in Nowhere

With no place to call my own

I was given no name

So I shall choose my own

You call me "No One"

My name is "No One"

"No One" lives in Nowhere

There's nobody else around

All the minds, they have been emptied

Now nothing ever happens in Nowhere

In Nowhere Town

I met a man called "Nobody"

He liked to play the drums

But he didn't have a drum-kit

So we imagined some

And now we play

We play for no one

In Nowhere Town

In Nowhere Town

I met a girl called "Nothing"

And "Nothing" never worked

And I told her that I loved her

But "Nothing" wanted nothing from a no one

Going nowhere

In Nowhere Town

In Nowhere Town

So "Nobody" and "No One"

They started up a band

And they started playing music

To the residents the other side of town

The Who-Whats

Of Who-What-Where

In Nowhere Town

We're going nowhere

In Nowhere Town

We're coming out of Nowhere

Of Nowhere Town