Merry Muthafuckin' Xmas

Beast Reality

Merry motherfuckin' Christmas from Beast Reality

All these ho-ho-hoes tryna get with me

We on their wish list (yeah), and it's clear to see

You ain't had a holiday like this

Merry motherfuckin' Christmas from Beast Reality

All these ho-ho-hoes tryna touch the D

We doing sick shit (yeah) like you wouldn't believe

It's a Beast Reality Christmas, baby

Fuck a chestnut, I'll be roasting a spliff

Baby bend over for your favorite gift

I'ma give you my North Pole like you Misses Claus

We can decorate the tree with your big red drawers

Oh yeah (oh yeah), you know my workshop poppin'

If you like toys I got plenty of options

Got the champagne flowin' under the mistletoe and

the party ain't stoppin' 'til six in the morning

Yeah, or maybe like 6:15

Got my eyes so red 'cause I'm smokin' that green (yeah)

I'm gettin' hungy, got the munchies so I'm eatin' a treat

It's delicious and a great souce of Vitamin C, uh

Happy birthday, Jesus

Thanks for giving us a reason to party

Let's get it started, yeah

Merry motherfuckin' Christmas from Beast Reality (oh yeah, yeah)

All these ho-ho-hoes tryna get with me

We on their wish list (uh), and it's clear to see

You ain't had a holiday like this

Merry motherfuckin' Christmas from Beast Reality (yeah, uh)

All these ho-ho-hoes tryna touch the D

We doing sick shit like you wouldn't believe

It's a Beast Reality Christmas, baby (yeah)

My Santa Claus dressed like Eddie Murphy in Raw

Let me Stuff that turkey, swallow my cranberry sauce

Take a ride in the sleigh, puff a Christmas tree

Cheetah cheeb a cheeba then he pass it to me (yeah)

Left a whole pound of cookies on the plate with a drink

Come in my house unannounced my fireplace bring heat

All the gifts wrapped up under the tree looking pretty

Here's my dick in the box, show me some mistletoe titty

Baby, it's cold outside let's go put on some pajamas