Letras
Gimme a big ugly G, boys
Rednecks were in a cage, banging sticks together
They was drinking homemade wine
Made out of elephant testicles and shit
They was the original redneck
Back in the Caveman, Cro-Magnum big dick days
The day that everybody had a big dick
All women had motors in their pussies
Nobody had a job, it was a glorious time on the planet Earth
Are you ready to hear my sideways, super-psycho girth?
I am ready to shout-bama-lama, down in Alabama
Are you ready, boys? (yeah)
Whoo!
Yeah
Well, Bubba and Leonard were listening to Skynyrd
When the moonshine still exploded
So they fired their guns, then they started to run
And then everybody reloaded
Then they got to the truck to go get drunk
And chain guzzle cans of hot beer
When outta nowhere there stood a bear
But they only hit a deer
They got little bitty brains
And great big guns
I'm on a redneck rampage
Tearing up the Everglades
I'm on a redneck rampage
Huntin' down Jimmy Page, oh
Got some dynamite in case there's a fight
And a big 'ole whup ass stick
Love to buck dance, can't stand France
And Martha Stewart makes me sick
I'm a fart lightin' fool, kicked outta school
My family tree is a stump
I'm a minimum wage renegade
Master of the snipe hunt
They got great big guns
Little tiny brains
I'm on a redneck rampage
Tearing up the Everglades
I'm on a redneck rampage
Your honor, I didn't know she was underage
I didn't know, aw!
Come on, Johnny
Got some little white pills from trucker man Bill
At a 'Bama ass-kickin' contest
Yeah, I'm out in the woods, up to no good
Huntin' down a sheep to molest
I'm behind an outhouse facin' to the south
And I commence to fornicate
I'm out in the sticks, I'm the king of the hicks
A real hillbilly potentate
They got little bitty brains
Great big guns
I'm on a redneck rampage
Tearing up the Everglades
I'm on a redneck rampage
I'm playin' with some live hand grenades, yeah
I'm on a redneck rampage
Tearin' up the Everglades
(Here I come, baby)
I ain't gonna act my age
I'm on a, I'm on a redneck rampage
Aw, she didn't act underage, your honor