Genghis Khan vs the Easter Bunny

Epic Rap Battles of History

Genghis Khan vs The Easter Bunny

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How you gonna battle? I invented hip hoppin'

My little tail swinging and my big ears flopping

The Easter Bunny, baby, I deserve to be arrogant

You ugly, rapist, pelt wearing barbarian

Ooh, what you gonna do?

You've got a bucket on your head and a fu manchu!

The Great Wall couldn't keep you out of China

Watch me rub my foot for luck and stick it right up your vagina

Ha, ha, ha, come on!

Your bunny ass about to feel the wrath of Khan

Silly rabbit, you'll need more than luck

You've got two giant ears, but can't hear that you suck

I drive a Mongol horde, your army is weak

What? You going to attack me with a posse of peeps?

I'll bite off your tail and punch your teeth down your throat

Then butcher your family and make a new coat

Take it easy baby, no need for this meanness

We should keep it peaceful, homeboy, Jesus!

I give people candy, you just like to pillage

Why don't you get out of my face and go back to your village

From Poland to Korea, I ravaged the land

Now my DNA's in dudes from New York to Japan, hah

Easter my ass, you're not in the Bible

You're a fluffy bitch mascot for Hallmark in denial

Who won? Who's next? You decide

Epic Rap Battles of History