Geranium Thief

My name is Jim

I've got letters to send

But besides that

My calendar's free

I might pretend

My dog's pregnant again

But besides that

My calendar's clean

Well I used to be a geranium thief

The devil, he'd call me by name

Well I can feel my veins becoming Vaseline

And I don't want it

I can see the flames inside my TV screen

And I don't want it

I can feel my veins becoming Vaseline

And I don't want it

I can see the flames inside my TV screen

And I don't want it

My name is Jim

I've got all kinds of kin

But I'm starting to think

They forgot about me

And now I can't remember

July through September

But something tells me

That it wasn't so pretty

Well I used to be the commander and chief

The master of my own domain

Well I can feel my veins becoming Vaseline

And I don't want it

I can see the flames inside my TV screen

And I don't want it

I can feel my veins becoming Vaseline

And I don't want it

I can see the flames inside my TV screen

And I don't want it

My name is Jim

My bed's covered with sin

But I can't help myself

When I sleep

I might pretend

My dog's covered with skin

But besides that

My calendar's clean

Well I used to drink from uranium creek

Since then I ain't been the same

Well I can feel my veins becoming Vaseline

And I don't want it

I can see the flames inside my TV screen

And I don't want it

I can feel my veins becoming Vaseline

And I don't want it

I can see the flames inside my TV screen

And I don't want it