I Don't Wanna Be No Catholic Boy

I don't wanna be no Catholic boy

I just wanna have some fun

I don't wanna be no Catholic boy

And get beat by the nuns

I don't wanna kneel, I don't wanna feel

Guilty suppression

I wanna beat my meat right in the street

Dominus vobiscum

The kids are passing out in the pew

I'm looking for a hanging Jew

Don't wanna be no fool

Go to no parochial school

I don't wanna be no Catholic boy

I just wanna live in sin

I don't wanna be no Catholic boy

I don't wanna have to say amen

I don't wanna be no Catholic boy

I just wanna have some fun

I don't wanna be no Catholic boy

And get beat by the nuns

I don't wanna kneel, I don't wanna feel

Guilty suppression

Just wanna beat my meat right in the street

Dominus vobiscum

The kids are passing out in the pew

I'm looking for a hanging Jew

Don't wanna be no fool

Go to no parochial school

I don't wanna be no Catholic boy

I just wanna live in sin

I don't wanna be no Catholic boy

I don't wanna have to say amen

I don't wanna be no Catholic boy

I just wanna live in sin

I don't wanna be no Catholic boy

I just can't seem to get in the habit!

Don't wanna be no Catholic

No Catholic boy

I don't wanna be no Catholic boy!