Love was a former owner
But quite is renting our house
It ceases my lips from speaking
But forms a sarcastic smile
Suspense now raised one of your eyebrows
You ask me if there's someone else
I replied yes, hell yes
You ask me if it's another man, I said no
You laugh and say, is it a woman, I said yes
Surprisingly you asked me for honey's name
And her name is me
And she loves me more than you'll ever know
And I finally see that loving you and loving me
Just don't seem to work at all
So patiently she's waiting on me
To tell you that she needs love
And to choose between you two
Boy, you know if I had to choose I'd choose me
And she told me to tell you
Never to hurt me again
'Cause if you haven't heard
She's a bad chick
Even though I haven't been gone yet
And still you try and test me
By giving an angry hint
Put it down, put it down
I'm leaving, don't try and stop me (no)
I'm late and she is waiting (yes)
My love for me is too much so I can't stay
And her name is me
And she loves me more than you'll ever know
And I finally see that loving you and loving me
Just don't seem to work at all
So patiently she's waiting on me
To tell you that she needs love
And to choose between you two
Boy, you know if I had to choose I'd choose me
'Cause she's actually forming a threesome
And I'm happy that I can join them
Their names are me, myself, and I
And her name is me
She loves me more than you'll ever know
I finally see that loving you and loving me
Just don't seem to work at all
So patiently she's waiting on me
To tell you that she needs love
And to choose between you two
Boy, you know if I had to choose I'd choose me
She's waiting on me to tell you that she needs love
Gotta choose between you two
And you know if I had to choose I'd choose me
I gotta go with me