Why Oh Why?

You're a mattress

You're a bee's nest

You are heroin in an armored vest

You're a plane crash

You are white trash

You're a rubber arrow through my chest

So why, oh why, am I still in love with you?

You're a cartoon

You're a bastard moon

You're the feathered throat that brought Rome to ruin

You're a sunburn

You are milk churned

You were Sunday-schooled but you never learned

So why, oh why, am I still in love with you?

And we danced to the sounds of Taj Mahal

And then the alarm clock rang and shook me from the ball

You're a used car

You're a porn star

You're a drunken sailor's wet cigar

So why, oh why, am I still in love with you?

You're an earthquake

You're a toothache

You're an angry nurse on a coffee break

So why, oh why, am I still in love with you?

Why, oh why, am I still in love with you?

Why, oh why, oh why?