My Wife Crazy (I'm a One-Woman Man)

Was at the juke joint Friday night

Had my brim hat tilted just right

Old school brother, feelin fine

Sippin on that whiskey, watchin time unwind

Then a lady slid up, smile sweet as pie

Said, you look like trouble, but a good kinda guy

She winked once, said, dont play shy

I said, baby, you cute, but I like bein alive

Im a one woman man

Cause my wife crazy, yall understand

Im a one woman man

She got them hands, Lord, like Jackie Chan

I said, Im flattered, baby, but I cant stay

Cause my wife crazy, and she dont play

She said, aw come on sugar, she aint here tonight

I said, thats what scares me, she might be outside

She said, you jokin, I said, no maam

Last woman tried me, now shes in the witness program

I said, she sweet, but she switch in a flash

That smile dont match that jab she stash

So before I end up on a missing mans post

Lemme buy you a drink, and then Ima ghost

Im a one woman man

Cause my wife crazy, yall understand

Im a one woman man

Shell pop up like the boogeyman

I said, you fine, but I love my peace

Cause she fightin demons, and they on lease

Now brothers, listen

If a woman ever tell you, Im crazy

Believe her and run

She already packed your clothes in the trunk you aint even bought yet

Now that lady laughed and said, you so scared

I said, nah baby, Im just prepared

Cause shell track my phone, smell my cologne

Show up smilin just to snatch my phone

So I tipped my hat, said, you have a good night

Then I left that bar before I seen blue lights

I love my woman, Lord, I aint ashamed

Cause fear keep a faithful man in the game

Im a one woman man

Cause my wife crazy, yall understand

Im a one woman man

She throw them hands like a marching band

I said, temptation tried, but I had to go

Cause my wife crazy, and I love her though